Merlin ([info]bigdamndestiny) wrote,
@ 2008-12-24 00:32:00
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Voice Mail
Hello? Is this... er... Yes, you speak into this part, Arthur. I'm certain it's not the other way aro-- *CLICK*


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[info]notqueenyet
2009-01-19 04:18 am UTC (link)
[from here]

"I am not sure what a 'booty call' is, but I can assure you that our definitions of pleasure, while on an entirely base level may be similar, will not be offered up for comparison in any sense. Ever."

Pause.

"I mean to say that your offer is unappreciated, and you will never be seeing my sheets, despite your open-mindedness, and that you can take your disgusting offers and present them to some brainless whores, who I'm certain would be far more welcoming of your so-called company. Good day to you, sir."

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[info]bigdamndestiny
2009-01-19 04:27 am UTC (link)
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